Snake

A snake had crawled into my briefs and had managed to wrap itself around me. From my behind, up my crotch, along my willie, and then making a lap behind my back. It felt so uncomfortable to have the ice cold reptile against my body- who knew what it was capable of, so I did everything I could to remove it. I grabbed and pulled without avail. I took off my pants and pried with all my might. Eventually it broke and split in two. One part I flushed down the toilet. The other slithered between my legs and disappeared.